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Elon Musk Smoked Weed on Joe Rogan’s Podcast & People Are Mad

What a guy. First of all, I’m shocked that he’s never smoked weed before. You’re telling me that a guy who makes self-driving cars, sends things into space and sells flamethrowers has never hit the green before? (Good job sounding trendy, Nick)

And I mean, sure, he looked like a guy who’s never smoked before. That was a milky puff that he let out but if he took that all in, could you imagine the kinds of things he’d start selling to the public? Pet cows who also ride rollerblades? Rocket ships that are sold to the public at a cheap cost of $999.99? Trucks with fully functioning hot tubs built into the bed?

My favorite part is that I just read that his stock has dropped 9% since this video came out. Come on you squares, let the guy live a little! He’s giving us things like flamethrowers like, what else could you want? Let the guy relax and open up those creative juices. I’m about a half “Elon Musk” guy but I’m on full Musk watch right now to see what he cranks out next now that he’s been exposed to the high. If you’re going to stop paying attention to what he’s doing, don’t let it be because of the Devil’s Lettuce.

-Nick Quaglia (@NickQuag)

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