Wait Whats Your Name?? EP. 3: Magic Johnson

Listen, I’m not here to joke about AIDS. HIV is no joke. Wait, are those the same thing? Idk. I don’t have time to Wiki life threatening diseases . Either way, I have something important to say.

Why has no one brought up the fact that “Magic Johnson” is a SUPER inappropriate name for a long-dicked man with AIDS?

MAGIC JOHNSON? Synonyms include but are not limited to: wonderful penis, tricky dick, amazing shaft, whimsical unit, mystical reproductive-organ, “No that’s 100% not my kid – I swear to God.”

But seriously, how wild is that name? Earving is weird enough. But he just had to pull a rabbit out of his hat and trick us all <—– strong joke.


Also, I feel that its worth noting that “Magic’s” wife is named Cookie. Her name is Cookie Johnson. Synonyms include but are not limited to: sweet penis, sugar dick, chocolate cock, Edible Arrangement ™ .


That’s all. Thank you for your time.

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