The Philadelphia Flyers New Mascot Will Make You CRINGE
Now I’m not a huge hockey guy, but the Philadelphia Flyers made a mistake with their new mascot. I introduce to you Gritty…
Join us in welcoming the newest member of the #Flyers Family, @GrittyNHL!!
Learn more about Gritty: https://t.co/eQRwTtD54w pic.twitter.com/njHQO1824b
— Philadelphia Flyers (@NHLFlyers) September 24, 2018
The real question is, what is Gritty? Honestly, I get that he is supposed to represent the grit that the Flyers team brings to each game. However, this is just hilarious and disturbing at the same time. It really looks like a clump of my red beard that came to life and is ready to haunt your dreams.
Kids are going to be terrified by this beast of a mascot. Drunk adults will just enjoy making fun of it. So the Philadelphia Flyers organization, I hope you realize that fans will be having nightmares tonight or after any game they attend.
I texted Couch Guy Boss-Man Nick Quags and asked him if he saw the new Flyers mascot. This was his response.
His response says it all.
P.S. The NBA season needs to start, so I have something important to write about.
Connor Strayer (@CouchGuyBigC)
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