— John Haverlin (@JohnHaverlin) June 10, 2020
In what could only be described as the most predicable thing ever, a NASCAR driver is pissed off that NASCAR has banned the Confederate flag at their events. So pissed off he threw a hissy fit on Facebook and threatened to take his car and go home.
By the way doing this on Facebook is ridiculous, do that shit on Instagram like a real athlete. And after reading his post I still don’t know what is going on. He literally said “I could care less about the Confederate flag”. Buddy what the hell are we doing here then? What is compelling you to quit your job over something you don’t care about? And the part about loving the Confederate flag not meaning they are racist…. I mean I guess technically it doesn’t but also it probably does right? I’m not a history buff but I’m pretty sure that was their whole deal no? Just being racist and losing the Civil War.
I will say, I don’t deal with change well either. I don’t like using different body washes or drinking IPA’s, I am a creature of habit. I’ll only use Nivea Men (not to brag, super manly) and I drink Miller Lite. So you can imagine how distraught one may be when you tell them they can’t fly Confederate flags. It has only been 155 years since the Confederacy surrendered. Give a man time to grieve.
It shouldn’t be ignored that this guy stinks by the way. Get your no win havin ass out of here.
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-Jon Sensi (@jon_sensi)