Kendall Jenner’s All-NBA Starting Five
Ahhh it looks as if the Kardashian curse has hit LeBron and the Lakers once again. Over the Fourth of July weekend, Lakers forward Kyle Kuzma was spotted on a yacht with Kendall Jenner. Kendall Jenner is a mega star in her own right and doesn’t need an introduction. Kuzma, however, is the Lakers 23-year-old forward who is worth probably .0001% of what Jenner is worth.
But what really blows my mind is how Kendall Jenner hasn’t been given the opportunity to run an NBA team. Just imagine her as a team’s GM. As of right now, she has had more All-Stars than the Knicks, and her NBA starting five would 100% make the playoffs in either the East or West.
PG: Ben Simmons
SG: Jordan Clarkson
SF: Chandler Parsons
PF: Kyle Kuzma
C: Blake Griffin
That list is obviously headlined with Simmons and Griffin, but Kuz, Clarkson, and Parsons are fine role players on a nice six seed. Also, imagine being LeBron right now? You call the Uhaul trucks to move those shitty players for Anthony Davis, sign DeMarcus Cousins who’s looking to revive his career but can still play, and then add some shooters and role players to fill out your team. LeBron and the Lakers are thinking “wow, we can actually win this thing guys lets get it!!!” Nah, just sit down LeBron you guys are officially cursed.
I can only imagine LeBron will try to ban her from coming to games like he did with Khloe and Tristian Thompson a few years back. But this whole sequence of events is so comical. Everything was showing up Lakers, even after they missed out of Kawhi, they were still considered NBA Finals favorites. But now it’s like “hey guys let’s just go home and try next year.”
Also, imagine being Ben Simmons after seeing these photos. You and Jenner “break up” and then she’s spotted with some who has a jump shot! It’s tough out there everyone. But seriously let’s get Kendall Jenner and the queen herself Kris Jenner in an NBA front office and just watch the titles and players they’ll get.
John McCormack (Uncle_Mac4)