Jason Derulo Is A Lunatic

#JasonDerulo says he thought #Cats would change the world: ‘I got chills down my spine.' https://t.co/Hv8bmfhorp

— etalk (@etalkCTV) August 13, 2020

This is a real life thing that  Jason Derulo said with his mouth. I don’t even think he was kidding. With his mouth he said to actual humans he thought the movie Cats would “change the world”. He should be placed in an institution for saying that. Do you know what Jason Derulo’s character was in the movie Cats? It was Rum Tum Tugger. How in his delusional mind can a movie with a character named Rum Tum Tugger change the world? Spoiler alert it can’t because the movie was a disaster.

If we are being honest with ourselves cats aren’t world changing. It’s not like the movie was named Dogs. Now that could have been a life altering movie. There’s no bomb sniffing cats or drug sniffing cats. What have cats contributed to the world? They’re mean and unhelpful. Dogs on the other hand are war heroes and police officers. Truly the good boys and girls of the animal kingdom.  

Sure we have all said things on a whim.  I said I wanted coronavirus and I also may have proclaimed the Phillies 2020 World Series Champions but hey that’s just me thinking out loud.  I don’t have a real platform.  Nobody cares what I have to say so I can just say things.  Jason Derulo on the other hand does have a platform.  He can be be influential.  And for him to put this thought into little boys and girls heads is straight up criminal.  I will be reporting this story to the police and I suggest you do too

-Jon Sensi (@jon_sensi)