I Can’t Wait To See What Jerry Jones Does With No Supervision Tonight

Jerry Jones will draft at home alone, with no one to stop him https://t.co/6V0EDffE42

— ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) April 23, 2020

From a sheer entertainment standpoint this is amazing. Can you just imagine how terribly this can go? Nobody is going to be able to stop this madman from doing whatever the hell he wants tonight! Jerry Jones is nothing if not a showman and we are in for a show tonight folks. I’m genuinely expecting him to be piss drunk at some point and draft the complete wrong person. I wouldn’t be surprised if at some point he forgets what year it is and tries to draft Johnny Manziel with his first pick.

As an Eagles fan this is best case. Sure it’s sure to be entertaining because there is no way he knows how to use technology. But outside of that he’s famously known to be talked out of picks.  If competent adults aren’t watching him, the Cowboys never draft Zach Martin. Dak Prescott would have had a debilitating injury by now if he was in charge of drafting their offensive line. But tonight all bets are off. He alone will be making the decisions and nobody will be around when he calls in his picks to Roger Goodell. Grab your popcorn everyone this could get ugly fast.

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-Jon Sensi (@jon_sensi)