Does This Picture of Eminem and Justin Verlander Seem Alarming To Anyone Else Or Is It Just Me?

First off I’m a big Eminem guy just like everyone else. I hate rap. Despise it. None of the words ever make sense to me. I’m a renaissance man. I need a story being told. I’m not one of those guys who says he needs some advanced music or something. I mean, I’m a Nickelback and country music lover. I love the dumb stuff. But something about guys and girls just rapping about their aggressive sex lives just doesn’t get me jacked up to listen to it.

But Eminem, put that in my ears every day. I’ll listen.

Really though, is nobody else alarmed with how pale Marshall is in this picture? Verlander’s smiling from ear to ear while meeting his idol. No doubt Justin wants to be the next big rapper in the game. And Eminem looks like he’s reminiscing on the day he realized the guy who died was Stan.

It could just be the timing of the photo. Right? Look into that guy’s eyes. He might as well be going Weekend at Bernies in the photo. It’s the first thing I noticed when I saw the picture on Twitter. If Verlander posted in the caption, “Check out this sick Eminem wax figure” I would have absolutely believed that’s what this was.

Marshall, buddy, I’m concerned for you.

But 10 out of 10 chance that Eminem turns this experience into his next number one hit. Guaranteed. See you when that drops.

Written By: Nick Quaglia (@NickQuag)