Celtics Debut New Uniforms

First question is: why?

Second question is: Are you sure about this?

The Celtics have been a confounding team all season, and they continue to show they are not world class by releasing this atrocious uniform.

What are we, the 2015 Seahawks?

But Why?

Seriously? In the middle of the season they release these weird uniforms? And for what?

This team can’t string together a consistently good performance but here is a uniform inconsistent with anything they’ve ever done.

Let’s ruin the classic look with these childish facsimiles of Celtics Green Pride.

I don’t understand this move at all. We have bigger fish to fry, like maybe getting another good player or a coach who inspires his team?

The Celtics are becoming more and more pathetic, marching toward Red Sox levels of putrid management and playing.

Headed right back for those Pierce teams! Great!

Uniform Analysis


This bright green is tacky and dated, especially compared to the classic Celtics green.

We are already bright, kelly green. Why make it BRIGHTER?!

We are a street sign.

Even more a billboard for inconsistency play.

And the weird hues of green and this neon green? What are we doing here?

It’s a HARD no from me, dawg.

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