We’re just two weeks away from Thanksgiving which means that the holiday shopping season will begin on Black Friday. You’ll browse the web sites of your favorite stores looking for the can’t miss deal. 

Black Friday 

The day after Thanksgiving is better known as Black Friday. It’s the busiest retail shopping day of the year. Full disclosure, when I’m not blogging, I’m in this world. This year will be different mainly due to the coronavirus. While companies are projecting the online shopping business to explode, people will still hit the stores. 

If you are one of those shoppers who feels compelled to hit the stores at midnight, you need your head examined.

LETS GO BLACK FRIDAY FIGHT NIGHT SHOWDOWN pic.twitter.com/stZLn4H4Yv

— muffin (@muffinmannn_) November 29, 2019

There are two gifts that you need under the tree this holiday season. One is the Manscaped Lawn Mower 3.0. This is perfect for the groin and full body shaving. When you get to the bottom of this blog, I’ll let you know how you can save 20% on your order.

Your balls will thank me.

NO NUT HAIR NOVEMBER IS IN FULL EFFECT 🚨

Get the Lawn Mower™ 3.0 trimmer with free shipping to 30+ countries worldwide at https://t.co/K8bdWU5UEA. pic.twitter.com/fr9u84Wxj3

— MANSCAPED™ (@manscaped) November 13, 2020

The other holiday gift that NEEDS to be under the tree is brought to you by Dunkin brands. Beginning Tuesday, Nov. 17 you can be a proud owner of the Dunkin bath robe. 

Beginning Tuesday at noon, https://t.co/PMdOkvHDO2 will begin selling Dunkin’ hoodies, joggers, sweatshirts, and bathrobes for all of your Dunkin holiday needs.

The gear is expected to sell out fast so move quickly. @MassLiveNews Story: https://t.co/N4iEWw0fxU pic.twitter.com/oAioazJjAO

— BostonTweet (@BostonTweet) November 13, 2020

The Perfect Gift

If you’re from New England you need your Dunkies every morning. I not only need a medium iced, cream and two Splenda, I need that robe.

Cue the duck boats because this is the perfect Masshole Christmas present. On Tuesday when that robe becomes available, I will be on the Dunkin website like a 18-year-old dude trying to buy a PS5.

Boston will never not Boston as hard as it can and I love it so much. pic.twitter.com/p5qN8HH4pe

— Josh Gee (@jgee) October 19, 2020

Use the Promo code “couchguy20” or “LLP” at Manscaped.com. Grab some of the best tools in men’s below the belt grooming. Using the code you’ll get 20% off of your order AND free shipping. Help out the site and help out yourself by buying some products from Manscaped TODAY.

– Chris Henrique (@ChrisHenrique on Twitter)