All The Cat People Take Another Huge L And I Don’t Think They Can Bounce Back
Our good boy @BatdogRookie will be fetching bats on @MLBNetwork #hotstove TOMORROW morning at 9am!!! pic.twitter.com/bnAfpIfcui
— Trenton Thunder (@TrentonThunder) February 24, 2020
We stan Rookie so hard. I would love to see a cat try and go on national television and fetch baseball bats. When the bright lights come on and the world is watching that cat would fold like a cheap chair. But not a dog, and definitely not Rookie. He comes from a long lineage of baseball blue bloods. Just as professional as it gets. You don’t see him fraternizing with the future big leaguers or asking them to sign his scarf. No sir. He just goes out there and does his job. Truly an inspiration to the working class people out there. A cat could never.
I mean come on look how much of a pros pro this guy is, making sure to give MLB Network a shoutout on Twitter before his big day.
I can't wait until tomorrow morning for my appearance on Hot Stove on @MLBNetwork. I had so much fun there last week filming in Studio 42 and visiting all the other studios. pic.twitter.com/vmkGanWDY5
— Rookie (@BatdogRookie) February 25, 2020
And I know you’re thinking, surely it can’t get any worse for the cat community. Well you are sorely mistaken….it gets much, much worse.
We are so excited to welcome DASH to the Trenton Thunder Bat Dog Tradition!! pic.twitter.com/soXgPzCyrp
— Trenton Thunder (@TrentonThunder) February 21, 2020
And there is the knockout blow. Throw in the towel cats. It is just getting embarrassing now. Take a bow dogs, this is your time to shine.
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