I can’t believe it’s finally here. I have that stupid “Welcome Back” song stuck in my head from watching MLB Network all day. But it is finally the MLB Opening Day. But for all of us who refuse to get into international soccer it means so much more. We finally have sports to gamble on again.
If you know anything about me it is that I have never placed a solo bet in my life. It is parlay’s only baby. I’m out here betting every single game trying to turn $20 into $500. King shit only. Now I know not everyone reading this is in a state which sports gambling is legal. But it is only a matter of time until it is legal everywhere so you better start learning how to do it now because it is going to take over your life.
With that being said here is my Opening Day parlay plus a bonus pick.
Nationals ML +114
Scherzer got absolutely rocked his last time out against the Phillies but he’s one of the fiercest competitors in the MLB. He bounces back and shoves. Plus Cole is a weenie who looks like a fat slob without his beard.
Dodgers ML -290
I mean I don’t think I owe you an explanation here. They just announced Kershaw is out with a back injury but this is easily the best lineup in the MLB. No shot Cueto can handle them.
Rays ML -156
The Blue Jays are literally homeless. That is all you need to know.
Reds ML -180
To be honest I feel like I am getting peer pressured into this pick by everyone on MLB Network. They have been talking about how the Reds are making the playoffs and a few even saying they will win the Central. Plus betting against the Tigers isn’t necessarily a stretch.
Total Odds +635
Bonus Pick on Draft Kings Sportsbook “Any 2019 All Star to hit a home run on Opening Day” +100 (free money here). Seriously you need to bet this if you can. Its a $25 max bet but still its a free $25.
Happy Opening Day Everyone
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-Jon Sensi (@jon_sensi)