The Latest Victim of a Failed Burner Account: Dez Bryant
If you’ve been following my blogs at all, you know that I LIVE for athletes who have fake burner accounts.
Our latest victim: FA WR Dez Bryant. Since being released by the Cowboys in April, Dez has done a great job of catching headlines without even stepping on a football field. He unloads his takes on Twitter almost religiously, ranging from his opinion on former teammates/coaches, all the way to who he’d like to see himself play with at some point this season:
Here we go with that scapegoat shit.. i charged everything to the game and went the other way.. y’all know what the real problem is .. don’t put it on me with that bullshit.. garbage ass play calling.. Everybody lined up in the same spot for 17 weeks.. 🛑 😂 https://t.co/YhG4cAPx6O
— Dez Bryant (@DezBryant) July 27, 2018
He’s not clueless.. Jerry was the only one who was clueless.. shit was a planned to get me out ask Travis and my brother snake Lee I mean Sean Lee https://t.co/7BK9cEkW90
— Dez Bryant (@DezBryant) July 27, 2018
Naw I’m ok.. I rather go somewhere I can show case my skills for real.. if I line up next to Gronk hogan Edelman I’m for sure getting a 1 on 1 match up plus I won’t be getting criticized controlled for expressing my love for the game..Washington is cool as well https://t.co/lywVw8QzIa
— Dez Bryant (@DezBryant) September 9, 2018
Most people who use Twitter know that when you’re churning out takes at the rate that Dez does, it’s nice to have someone agreeing with what you have to say. In Dez’s case, he decided it would be a good idea to take a page out of Kevin Durant’s book and make a fake Twitter account that makes it look like someone is agreeing with what he has to say, when in reality it’s just him. The only problem with that for Dez is that he literally took every page out of KD’s book, including the part where he forgot to sign out of his main account before shooting off a tweet that was meant for a burner:
Dez Bryant going full burner account. Hate to see it. pic.twitter.com/pHRQWTPW0f
— El Dutch (@eldutchsnyds) September 11, 2018
You gotta love it, right? Dez needs people to be on his side so badly that he’s creating fake Twitter accounts so people think others are agreeing with what he has to say. It’s pathetic, but oh so hilarious at the same time. Athletes continue to amaze me.
-Nick Cherico (@NickCherico2)
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