Giancarlo Stanton Hit A Homerun In His First At Bat As A Yankee And I Want To Die

#GiancarloStanton went yard in his first at bat… Son of a bitch the #Yankees are back.#OpeningDay pic.twitter.com/BfhjZJRKQx

— Couch Guy Sports (@CouchGuySports) March 29, 2018

HAHAHAHAH GOD! HERE IT IS! HERE IT F*****G IS.

162 games of Stanton just hitting bombs while repping the pinstripes.

Listen, I’m a guy who is generally happy. I like to live positively you know? But I might fall into a serious dark place come mid-July.

I’ll check back in with you guys when I start sliding into that place. Don’t worry.

-Nick Quaglia (@NickQuag)