— Couch Guy Sports (@CouchGuySports) March 29, 2018
HAHAHAHAH GOD! HERE IT IS! HERE IT F*****G IS.
162 games of Stanton just hitting bombs while repping the pinstripes.
Listen, I’m a guy who is generally happy. I like to live positively you know? But I might fall into a serious dark place come mid-July.
I’ll check back in with you guys when I start sliding into that place. Don’t worry.
-Nick Quaglia (@NickQuag)