Bryce Harper Donates $500,000 To Coronavirus Relief, Mike Trout Sits Idly By
#Phillies Bryce Harper announced a $500K donation to #coronavirus relief causes in Las Vegas and Philadelphia.
— Phils Nation (@PHLPhilNation) April 3, 2020
Harper and his wife, Kayla, will be donating to Direct Relief in Las Vegas and Philabundance in Philadelphia. pic.twitter.com/Qwt10kaaeT
Looks like the Phillies made the right choice when they spent all their money on Bryce Harper instead of waiting on Mike Trout. Not only did they get a discount on Bryce Harper spending $100 million dollars less but he is by all accounts a better person. Bryce Harper is fighting the coronavirus singlehandedly in the City of Brotherly Love. A city that Mike Trout loves to claim as his own might I add.
Bryce Harper and Mike Trout will forever be connected in their careers. They will forever be a debate in their career arcs. And let me tell you something and I mean this wholeheartedly. Everyone in South Jersey or Philadelphia who is on the Mike Trout side of the debate should be ashamed of themselves. First of all Mike Trout clearly doesn’t care about your wellbeing. Secondly how many unforgettable moments has Mike Trout provided for the city of Philadelphia. The answer is zero in his whole life. On the other hand our king Brycey Longballs has provided us with countless moments in one year. Don’t believe me? Well allow me to prove you wrong.
Long live Brycey DingDongs, Brycey Longballs, Brycey BellRinger. Thank God for Bryce Harper and his generous donations.
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