— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) March 1, 2018
JR Smith, a professional at three things: playing basketball, laying pipe, and as of today, throwing soup at his coaches.
Smith, who was unavailable during the Cavs loss to the 76ers last night, has since returned to the team following his suspension. But my god, what the hell did this poor man do to deserve a bowl of piping hot soup thrown at him? Did he mock JR? Did he question his manhood? There isn’t a whole lot you can do to justify throwing a bowl of soup at another man, yet here we are. I guess this just goes to show that nobody messes with Swish.
However, there is still one pressing question that’s been lingering on my mind. What kind of soup was it? JR doesn’t strike me as a chicken noodle kind of guy, so maybe it was tomato? Broccoli cheddar? Or maybe it was a nice clam chowder? Whatever journalist digs up what kind of soup it was will be my hero for life.
-Nick Cherico (@NickCherico2)